"Pedophile Activism" hoaxes

The hilarious, but utterly false AboveTheHate/Heart Progress right-wing false flag

Due to the highly speculative and paranoid culture of anti-pedophile posturing, it is perhaps unsurprising that a number of hoax pedophilia organizations have been put forward by scaremongers.

These groups range from failed ideas and folded websites, rejected proposals, to utter contrivances. Nevertheless, they have been described as "A Few Of The More Notorious And Better-Known Boy-Love/Girl-Love Or Paedophile Associations And Organisation Web Sites" (naffoundation.org).

Disputed

• Rene Guyon Society - there is some debate concerning the reliability of this organisation's membership figures. In reality, the René Guyon Society was a one-man operation (Tim O'Hara) blown to mythical proportions by right-wing scaremongers.
• Lafayette Society - a bizarre idea. The organization is said to have included a regression to the dress and mannerisms of historical aristocracy, provision of an environment in which children could engage in sex with adults, and use of glass instruments that reduce the girth of a grown man's phallus for the penetration of an infant.

Fake

• Heart Progress and Clovergender (example in graphic) - Right-wing professional trolling on social media to embarass progressives.
• Children's Liberation Railway - May have been a concept of BLAZE.
• Chocolate Star Fishermen
• Eulenspiegel Society
• Kids Liberation Front
• Kimeta Society
• Mancunians
• Oedipus Boys
• Orchid Club
• Paedophile Liberation Army - At no point in history have a group of pedophiles formed a military organisation. The concept has been suggested by an outspoken webmaster calling himself Ronald McDonald.
• PapaBears
• Queerlanders
• SIN - Sexual Inequality Networkers.
• Streetkids Club
• The Bunnymen
• The Choirboys
• The Circle of Friends
• The Freemen - This seems like a reference to Frank Herbert's Dune.
• The Love Brothers
• The Moonlighters
• The Outcasts - Gayle Rubin's group had nothing to do with pedophilia.
• The Peacock Club
• The Society of Janus
• The Tail Enders
• The Uranians
• UPIE (United Paedophile Information Exchange)
• Wizards Lair
• Wonderland Club